Archive for June, 2014

Full Kit Wanker

I had a guy get on who was wearing what can only be described as a cross between a poncho and a technicolour dreamcoat. I also had a Weymouth FC Full Kit Wanker.


A family of trash got on who smelt worse than the abattoir at CCF; I was called ‘young man’; and I saw a little old lady who looked just like Brown Tom from Legend. Epic.