Archive for October, 2014

Saucy Old Lady

Somewhere in Larkhall

Me: Morning
Saucy Old Lady: Hello love. Town, please
Me: Whereabouts?
SoL: All the way… ooh, no… I don’t mean… ooh… (Blushes deeply)
Me: The bus station, then?
SoL: (Pauses) ‘Suppose so… (Sighs)