A little old lady, pushing a four-wheeled zimmer-type thing at the speed of a tortoise rolling up a hill, flags me down by standing in the middle of the road and waving manically as I approach.
I manage to avoid her, stop and open the doors. As she staggers on, bashing all and sundry with the aforesaid contraption, the following conversation ensues.
Me: Have you seen the colossal mess a bus the size of this one can make of someone like you?
Little Old Lady: (oblivious) I’ve just been to the doctor’s
Me: Yeah, you realise that what you just did is incredibly dangerous? You’ll be back at the doctor’s before you know it
LOL: I had an injection
Me: Did you? Was it meth?
Me: It’s for the best. Park that thing where you can, OK?
LOL: I’ve just been to the doctor’s
Me: Jesus H Boots…