A conversation between two little old ladies regarding the upcoming EU referendum

To whit:

Little Old Lady #1: Trouble is, if we stay in there’ll be one big European army and the French can’t fight, can they?
LOL #2: No. Nor the Italians
LOL #1: No
LOL #2: No. Or the Belgiums
LOL #1: No
LOL #2: We should see what pans out with Nigel Farage. He seems nice
LOL #1: Yes
Me: And there it is…