Two little old ladies are discussing the disruption caused to their blue-rinsed reverie by fellow passengers speaking at too high a volume whilst using a mobile phone. It’s plain that neither know exactly what mobile phones are nor how they work, but are vehement in their mutual dislike of said infernal contraptions

To whit:

Little Old Lady #1: Thing with all these telephones is, you don’t have to speak loudly for the other person to hear you
LOL #2: Yes. That’s the whole point, isn’t it?
LOL #1: Yes. You just put your mouth close to it and speak normally, don’t you?
LOL #2: Yes
LOL #1: I heard someone talking so loudly on one that the other person must have been in space
LOL#2: In space? Well I never…
Me: Wish I was there…